WTF?!?!

What the fur?!?! Momma caughted Emily (owr baby sisfur) eating owr CRUNCHIES free times today!!! WE don't eat *her* food....she needs to back off *owrs*. She might need to get a paw upside her hed if this continues....

Qwestion

Hey y'all, we's got a qwestion for ya.... For those that use a Furminator, how do y'all deal wif static?? Momma borrowed one frum a friend, but we get HORRIBLE static issues. She's tried rubbing us AND the brush wif dryer sheets, and that helped a *little* bit. Any ideas would be appreciated. Fanks!!